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Supposedly, if I cared even a little, this would be the main page for Portal: The 4th Millennium franchise.

However, I do not.

Some things you can find here:

Wiki

A <Holiday Name Here> Carol

Counter Measure No. 1 - removed. Just assume Official Fanfiction University: Portal: The 4th Millennium Edition was my first way of fighting Alix and Katz, mainly because countering an OFU with an OFU sounds hilarious and Lydia "MinecraftChick" Winters did nothing to me except had pink hair

Portal 2: The Stupidest Webcomic of All Time

[I] Aperture Intelligence Tier Two

[I] GLaDOS-Sprite (desktop background, also feel free to pester ghostlyGlados on Pesterchum

Aperture Chronicles (a WordPress blog)